The airline passengers were sat awaiting take off and were shocked when the pilot boarded using a white stick and assisted up the aisle to the cockpit by an air hostess,
A nervous passenger asked a cabin stewardess ” Is the pilot blind”? “Yes,” she replied. “But how does he know when to take off”? – She said “He leaves the cockpit door open and as he speeds down the runway he listens for the shouts of’ Jesus Christ’, and then pulls back the stick”.
Phew! as if that was not enough craziness, the pilot, after making the usual announcements “We will be cruising at 30 thousand feet and expecting a smooth flight. Relax and enjoy.
But after announcing that to the passengers, he forgot to turn the microphone off, and the passengers heard him mutter “And now all I’d like is to make love to that gorgeous new air hostess, and have a nice cup of coffee”
Alarmed at hearing this, an air hostess rushed up the aisle to the cockpit to turn the microphone off, and a voice shouted
“Don’t forget the coffee”
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